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If people don’t come to the games, you can’t stop them. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
I made a wrong mistake. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
I didn't really say everything I said. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
A nickel isn't worth a dime today. Yogi Berra Yogi Berra
A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe. Pierre Berton Comedy
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day. Ambrose Bierce Age
Wedding: a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable. Ambrose Bierce Marriage
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. Ambrose Bierce Politics
The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity. Ambrose Bierce Marriage
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge. Ambrose Bierce Education
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. Ambrose Bierce Money
The covers of this book are too far apart. Ambrose Bierce Reading
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret. Ambrose Bierce Anger
PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom — and of whom only — it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President. Ambrose Bierce Presidency
PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics. Ambrose Bierce Presidency
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. Ambrose Bierce Philosophy
Ocean: A body of water occupying 2/3 of a world made for man...who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce Anti-Religion
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office. Ambrose Bierce Intelligence
I think that a young state, like a young virgin, should modestly stay at home, and wait the application of suitors for an alliance with her; and not run about offering her amity to all the world; and hazarding their refusal. Our virgin is a jolly one; and tho at present not very rich, will in time be a great fortune, and where she has a favorable predisposition, it seems to me well worth cultivating. Ambrose Bierce Politics
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. Ambrose Bierce Life & Death
Being is desirable because it is identical with Beauty, and Beauty is loved because it is Being. We ourselves possess Beauty when we are true to our own being; ugliness is in going over to another order; knowing ourselves, we are beautiful; in self-ignorance, we are ugly. Ambrose Bierce Beauty
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher. Ambrose Bierce Philosophy
Admiration. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves. Ambrose Bierce Miscellaneous
A grave is a place where the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student. Ambrose Bierce Life & Death
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. Josh Billings Miscellaneous
Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. Josh Billings Debate
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. Josh Billings Envy
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings Life & Death
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. Josh Billings Truth & Lies
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. Otto von Bismarck Truth & Lies
A man never lies as much as after a hunt, during a war, and before an election. Otto von Bismarck Truth & Lies
The women of this Nation still retain the liberty to control their destinies. But the signs are evident and very ominous, and a chill wind blows. Harry Blackmun Abortion
The United States is the only country with a known birthday. James G. Blaine America
Thus far, the reputed idiot Bush has graduated from Yale and Harvard, made a stack of cash in the oil industry, become the first consecutive-term governor of Texas, defeated a dual-term VP for the presidency, and led his party to [November 5th's] extraordinary triumphs. Let his opponents keep calling him stupid; if they do, within five years Bush will be King of England, the Pope, and world Formula One motor racing champion. Tim Blair Clever Jabs
What is now proved was once only imagined. William Blake Science
It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. William Blake Enemies
If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite. For man has closed himself up, till he sees all things thru' narrow chinks of his cavern. William Blake Miscellaneous
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. William Blake Anger
There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. Marguerite Gardiner Blessington Beauty
To err is human. To blame it on somebody else is even more human. Arthur Bloch Failure
Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. Amy Bloom Marriage
Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle. Amy Bloom Love
Nature thrives on patience; man on impatience. Paul Boese Motivation & Goals
A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz. Humphrey Bogart Baseball
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. Niels Bohr Ideas
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future. Niels Bohr Time